International Relations...

Not going so well. Last night, Jimbodia's beloved PM had a conference with several American representatives. Things got ugly as the debate heated up. One representative left the conference room in tears. Our two nations may never agree on whether or not Paris Hilton is a dumb bitch. Of course, that's not what the PM was trying to prove, in either direction. He was just trying to say that just because you read something about her in Us magazine doesn't make you an expert.